I'm still voting for McCain

... but that doesn't mean I can't have some fun with my mad amateurish Photoshop skillz.

A lot of people like to rip on Sarah Palin. I guess it's kind of the "in" thing to do at this point.

Honestly, she's kind of a badass. She hunts moose. She played in her high school state basketball championship with a fractured ankle. I don't think either of those qualities necessarily entail a productive vice-presidency, but the fact remains that she'd be a pretty high-ranking MILF in any suburban neighborhood.

Anyways, as I wondered, via interweb, to one particular founder of PreemCroft Enterprises, why hasn't anyone done this yet?


If you get the obscure Simpsons reference, kudos to you. If you don't, you need to do some serious boning.