I want to set the record straight...

I did NOT burn down the Georgetown public library.

My quarrel is with the gulag-like policies at the Georgetown University library and the ill-mannered goon patrol they send through the place at 11:00pm to kick out all the personae-non-grata.

That said I find it absolutely devastating that the waspy Georgetown residents hemhorraging old money now have nowhere to go to save themselves $0.35 per day by reading the paper-on-a-stick. It is sad also that homeless people have nowhere to shave or take sink-baths. I will gladly donate whatever moral support is necessary to rebuild the beloved Georgetown public library.