You know you're a senior when...

... you try to check a book out of the library and it's so obscure that it hasn't been checked out since December 1985. Yeah, I was four months old when someone cracked this book last. Not only that, but it WASN'T EVEN IN THE LIBRARY'S SYSTEM. I could have/should have stolen it.

For those of you who are wondering, the book is "The Rommel Papers," the collection of diary entries Rommel hid away before Hitler forced him to commit suicide.