Reaching new heights in miserliness

I was hungry, so I decided to go to Wendy's. But not too hungry so I only wanted a single. Ah, but it costs extra money for cheese, I thought. Well I'm not paying for that, cause I have a stack of that shit in my fridge. So I stuffed a slice in my pocket, drove to Wendy's, ordered a single, and slapped on the cheese. Dimebag. Wendy's can take their $0.39 and shove it.